05.09
Ok, so I wrote this for fun… and decided I like it enuff to keep it lol Anyone who knows me, knows I am totally into Astrology. Ive studied it most of my life. So everything here comes from that experience, and is precisely how my chart is. Each mode is represented as though it were its own personality, and is marked by the placement and in some cases, the house they fall into (as it changes the mode of expression to an important degree)
While its fairly true to form, and uses actual things Ive said, things I feel on the whole and ways I can actually be, its actually sort of hyperbole. Ive always said its kind of cathartic to make fun of one’s self…. not only do you note your own pitfalls and strengths, but also, making light of them helps to not take things so seriously. That is, afterall, one major lesson in my chart…. not to take things so seriously (Saturn in Leo in the 12th)
“Know Thyself” ~The Oracle of Delphi
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:thinks to self: I want to take a nappy, Im tired…..
“Omigosh NOOOOO! I want to stay up and have fun and talk and play with peoples… socializing is so much fun and I have so many frieeeeeeeends!!!! Plus, you might miss something you neeeeeed to know if you sleep. It will be the final question on Jeopardyâ„¢ next week” ~Gemini Jupiter in the 10th
“Will you be needing the nightlight again, ya big baby? Who’s afraid of the dark? You are, that’s who. Afraid the monster will get you if your feet dangle out of the blanket, too, Ill bet…. or aliens will probe you in the kitchen” ~Saturn Leo in the 12th says coldly
“Did someone say…. PROBE?? 😀 :perk:” ~Venus Aries
:said in retort to Saturn: “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s eve, for thou art a douche :gratuitous bird flippage:” ~Aries Mars
“Knock it off, Mars…. you’re not funny, though you probably think you are… you egotistical, impulsive child” ~Saturn Leo
“Fuck you, dude, I wasn’t trying to be. I just exude sarcastic wit naturally :wiggles eyebrows and flexes pecs:” ~Mars Aries
“:rolls eyes: So you think. You are about as funny as a rabid chipmunk on steroids, which is not that funny btw. Not to mention, about as entertaining as that Twilight tripe… esp with all that glitter Gemini Sun dumped on you” ~Saturn Leo
:hysterical laughter and wheeing emanates from gemini sun as more glitter is thrown about:
“How DARE you! THAT’S IT!!! ITS ON NOW, BITCHBOY! :whips out really large sword:” ~Mars Aries
“Someone is overcompensating … tsk tsk” ~Saturn Leo
:scuffle unfolds: :Saturn attempts to eat Mars, but Neptune Sag intervenes:
“Now, now… do not act that way… it is, quite frankly, childish and beneath you. Remember the dark ages? Lets recount them, shall we? :rambles endlessly in background about the entire dark age period, starting with Greece:” ~Sagi Nep trine Venus Aries in 9th while accessing Gemini Jupiter for its database and excessive gift of gab
“No! LETS GO SHOPPING INSTEAD!!! I need some sparkly… preccccciouuuussssses :said all Smeagol-like:” ~Chiron in Taurus
“Can’t we all just get along…. and have sex again? I like that idea! reeeeeeeeeow. Sex.all.nite! WHEEEE!” ~Venus Aries
“Shut up, slut and blow me” ~Mars Aries
“I will not bow to your subjugation… that must be consensual first, and I dont even like you enuff to get mah freak on. hmph!” ~Aries Venus
“Whatever… tell someone who cares” ~Aries Mars
“Id rather be turned on mentally. YEAH! Talk QWERTY to me baby…. I am so lusting for your baud…. ooooooooh! And then post-coitus, we can eat some… pi and then do it again! Hey, speaking of eating…. whats the square root of 69. 8 something! GET IT??? ATE SOMETHING! But it really is 8 something, look it up. :giggles like an immature maniac:” ~Gemini Jupiter interrupts
“Holeeeey shit, you are such a nerd. You are like the antithesis of sex appeal. How the fuck did you get to be so damn popular?” ~Mars Aries Channels Gemini Jupiter, for a fleeting moment of sarcastic big word usage, because he normally has all the forethought of a trogdolyte
“Yeah, you are totally not all that. Like, I don’t even get what ppl see in you :rambles in background over all the parts it doesn’t like: Looks like you’ve gained a little weight, too” ~Interrupts Chiron Taurus
:notes Chiron and changes fb picture again over being sick of looking at it: ~Leo Moon in the 12th
“No one asked your opinion… when I want it, Ill beat it out of ya :schedules a 2000mi bike ride for later:” ~Aries Mars
“:clears throat, as to not interrupt: Thank you for noticing how smart I am! :straightens pocket protector: I have a genius IQ :runs around with confetti and makes a mess” ~Gemini Sun
“You know, you should really not brag about that. Its not like its a big deal. IQ only measures logic and capability of making a connection between point A and B, and is just another way people can throw their superiority around :nods sagely:” Interrupts Leo Moon in 12th, conjuncting Saturn and channeling Gemini’s exacting and pedantic nature
“But I DO have a memory like an Elephant!!! I can remember all the way back from when I was 3! This one time, in band camp, I….” Adds Mercury Taurus
“:breaks in before Merc finishes: All I want to know is… who the fuck is gonna clean that shit up… there’s no Virgo” ~Asks Mars rhetorically
“Heyyyy!!! but I want to know what Merc did at band camp :cheeky grin:” Venus in Aries interrupts
“:Yawns:… Ill do it for you guys… lemme just pencil it in the second tuesday of next week, right now Im having my bon bons” ~South node in Libra
“Ah, so you’re to blame for the weight gain then” ~Saturn Leo
“:disinterested shrug: I dunno, I can’t decide… can someone do that for me?”~Leeb S Node
“Just shut up, all of you. ILL DO IT. I am the leader, afterall and its the only way shit will get done with you damn fools mucking up the gearworks… hail the machine, baby :busts out flamethrower and torches the joint:” ~Mars and N Node In Aries
Right… sleep…. as if I could get any with all these assholes.